White is traditionally worn by brides to symbolize purity and virtue on their wedding day or night. While I haven’t been a virgin since I was a teenager who traded my ass for a passing grade in math—thank you for your understanding Mr. Gallagher; sorrynotsorry Dad broke your nose when he found out—it just feels right to wear white tonight of all nights. Dad and I are finally, officially together, with no one standing between us and the rest of our lives. The crotchless lace panties I picked out for a special occasion months ago settle in place perfectly after…