Maybe being caught finger fucking myself while naked on a motel room bed is divine justice. A well stretched and perfectly lubed asshole for no reason. Because . . . holy shit, my dad is JustAHarmlessPotato. My low moan of distress is drowned out by the falling water as I scrub between my silicone slick cheeks. The username he chose fits. Sort of. Dad is anything but a potato. But harmless—yeah. What was he thinking? Agreeing to meet a stranger in a motel room for his first gay experience? If I wasn’t me this night could have gone a lot…